Saturday, October 17, 2009

Teacher walks into classroom... and asks...
" There were 5 birds sitting on a telephone line ... a farmer came out with a shotgun and shot one of the birds down. how many birds were left?"
A student replies...
"none would be left."
"When the farmer shot down the bird, the noise from the gun would have scared all the other birds away," explained the boy.
The teacher was surprised.
" I thought that you were going to say 4 , but i like your thinking."



The boy in turn asked the teacher,
" miss , there were 3 ladies sitting on a park bench and they were eating ice cream. one was licking it, the other was biting it and the last one was putting it in and out of the mouth. Which one do you think is married?"
The teacher replies embarrassingly
" i think it's the last one."
The boy replies
" I thought that you were going to say the one with the wedding ring but... i like your thinking."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LAUGH DIE ...
x.x

always waiting. -11:11 AM

the one who waits.

Name: Arief Chan
Birthday: 8th August 1996
Nickname:Rief
School:Woodlands Ring Secondary School
Contact: 97892679
Email: Poisonblack_rief@hotmail.com

the adorations

Food:Katong Laksa
Drinks:Coke
Pastimes:barbecue
People:Friends whom you know will
be there for you
Things:Things that can distress me

the detested

People:Fucking back stabbers and
those who has no guilty conscience
Things:Things that pisses me off
Food:Bittergord
Drinks:N/A

and they say





the roads that lead away.

♥ iHERSHEYS
♥ Joen
♥ Belinda
♥ Carrie
♥ Shu Ping
♥ Jasmine
♥ Huda
♥ Joseph
♥ Raushiqah
♥ Gen
♥ Hong Xuan
♥ Fatehah
♥ Meredith
♥ Huiwen
♥ Amanda
♥ Suvene
♥ Brian
♥ Kai Xuan
♥ Jia ling
♥ Athena
♥ Regina
♥ Suvene
♥ Joy
♥ Felicia

layout

the-necromancer


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